Se fosses Administrador de Sistemas...

Letra:
There's a guy who works in another room, or on another floor,
He's the one you call, when your document ain't there no more
he's probably a boy, but he might be a girl, or something in between
he's the only one in the office who knows what "PC Load Letter" means

He's your system administrator
he's probably into comic books
and you tremble in fear when you have to hear
one of his what a dummy looks

got a virus, lost your password, or you just can't print
in an hour he'll show up and then he'll crouch and squint,
he'll fight to save your files, he might be there all day
but sometimes he just presses caps lock and then walks away

but hey! Suddenly my password works! Hoooray!